Saturday night was so wild that I am seriously considering trying the

Master Cleanse. I literally did not go to sleep Saturday night, so you can imagine how active yesterday was for me. Working nights is treacherous, dude. I'm considering taking a "vacation" in order to detox, in which I will disappear for ten days. I'm not sure I can afford it if I plan on going to LA or Buenos Aires or Finland within the next couple of months. Okay, Finland is not happening in time, so I'm going to give up that dream. I'm just so fucking restless to get out of New York.

My mom is coming to visit today, for the holiday. I'm so fucking excited! Dorky photos to follow, I'm sure.