A young, Polish boy stopped me on a street corner earlier today. I had just walked out of the gym.
KID
Are you a runner?
BIRD
Um, sort of. I guess.
KID
I'm a runner. I just bought new running shoes. Want to go running right now?
BIRD
Uh, cool. How old are you?
KID
Nineteen, why? You? Want to go for a run sometime. . . or something?
BIRD
(blushes)
No thank you. I'm actually on my way to buy some laxative tea for my cleanse.
KID
Huh? Wait, where are you going?
BIRD
See ya!
a victoria p
29 January 2008
Pick-Up Line of the Day
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Hehe. Made me giggle. Thank you for sharing.
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